![]() 11/26/2014 at 14:32 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Suppose, just suppose, that I wanted to sleep late on Thanksgiving. Ha! No, not going to happen. They fill up !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on Central Park West. This means that the TV helicopters taping this nonsense stack up and need a place to turn around. Which is right over my fucking building .
![]() 11/26/2014 at 14:34 |
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You can always just put on The Wall, and for the first few moments of The Happiest Days of Our Lives before Another Brick in The Wall, you'll be unable to tell if the helo noises are in the song or the real world ones. Then you can just turn it up and drown out the helos, because Floyd.
![]() 11/26/2014 at 14:35 |
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Drown out the mics for the reporters with Floyd!
![]() 11/26/2014 at 14:37 |
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Then do a bunch of mushrooms and you won't know where you being and music ends!
![]() 11/26/2014 at 14:37 |
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Why don't you move to a borough that doesn't suck as much and AirBnB your apartment to rich tourists like everyone else does?
![]() 11/26/2014 at 14:42 |
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Block and a half from 1, 2, 3 trains and Fairway, can get anything and everything delivered, and laundry in the building. And a great staff. It's just one day a year that it's not the best place in the city.
![]() 11/26/2014 at 14:53 |
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#FirstWorldProblems
![]() 11/26/2014 at 14:55 |
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Possibly one of the most first world problems there has ever been ...
![]() 11/26/2014 at 15:01 |
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You mean like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they're still covered with schmutz?
![]() 11/26/2014 at 15:45 |
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leave new york and move to a rural wasteland like north dakota or something, first world problem solved.
![]() 11/26/2014 at 16:15 |
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Oy vey!
![]() 11/26/2014 at 16:31 |
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And my wine refrigerator continues to make the reds other than cellar temperature. They can't repair it.
![]() 11/26/2014 at 16:32 |
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Lived in rural Wisconsin for 10 months (including a winter), so I'm aware of what I'm missing.
![]() 11/26/2014 at 16:34 |
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That's terrible! What is this? Freaking Haiti?