I Hate a Parade

Kinja'd!!! "Steve in Manhattan" (blogenfreude01)
11/26/2014 at 14:32 • Filed to: None

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Suppose, just suppose, that I wanted to sleep late on Thanksgiving. Ha! No, not going to happen. They fill up !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on Central Park West. This means that the TV helicopters taping this nonsense stack up and need a place to turn around. Which is right over my fucking building .

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2014 at 14:34

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You can always just put on The Wall, and for the first few moments of The Happiest Days of Our Lives before Another Brick in The Wall, you'll be unable to tell if the helo noises are in the song or the real world ones. Then you can just turn it up and drown out the helos, because Floyd.


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/26/2014 at 14:35

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Drown out the mics for the reporters with Floyd!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/26/2014 at 14:37

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Then do a bunch of mushrooms and you won't know where you being and music ends!


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2014 at 14:37

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Why don't you move to a borough that doesn't suck as much and AirBnB your apartment to rich tourists like everyone else does?


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
11/26/2014 at 14:42

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Block and a half from 1, 2, 3 trains and Fairway, can get anything and everything delivered, and laundry in the building. And a great staff. It's just one day a year that it's not the best place in the city.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2014 at 14:53

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#FirstWorldProblems


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Tohru
11/26/2014 at 14:55

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Possibly one of the most first world problems there has ever been ...


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2014 at 15:01

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You mean like when your lazy butler washes your sock garters and they're still covered with schmutz?


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2014 at 15:45

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leave new york and move to a rural wasteland like north dakota or something, first world problem solved.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > ranwhenparked
11/26/2014 at 16:15

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Oy vey!


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > ranwhenparked
11/26/2014 at 16:31

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And my wine refrigerator continues to make the reds other than cellar temperature. They can't repair it.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man
11/26/2014 at 16:32

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Lived in rural Wisconsin for 10 months (including a winter), so I'm aware of what I'm missing.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Steve in Manhattan
11/26/2014 at 16:34

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That's terrible! What is this? Freaking Haiti?